Hello, Super Gamers!
I’ve got a new parody song for you all — a parody of Bonnie Tyler’s Holding Out for a Hero (which is just a unbelievably fantastic song). This one is about the great bounty hunter slash hover-car driver, Captain Falcon. Did you know… apparently he was supposed to be a flagship character for the SNES, like Mario for the NES? But somewhere along the way that idea got scrapped. He hasn’t even been in every F-Zero game! But he *has* been in every Smash Bros. game. Anyhoo, this song is about Captain Falcon’s roots.